My blogs

Blogs I follow

Introduction	I crack jokes whenever I can. I am green. I love sarcasm, especially when it's directed at other people. I hate vegetables, egg yolk, mustard and Math. I like beer. I admire the works of Wes Anderson, JK Rowling, Jean-Pierre Jeunet and Tim Burton. I like learning about serial killers and zombies. I wanted to be a vampire when I was four, oh wait, I still do. I like Bleach and I wish I could Getsuga Tensho my way through a bad day.
Favorite movies	Superbad, Blades of Glory, Napoleon Dynamite, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Bottle Rocket, The Darjeeling Limited, The Life Aquatic of Steve Zissou, Paris Je T'aime, 3 Idiots, Love Actually, Welcome To Dongmakgol, Amelie, Big Fish, Delicatessen, Son of Rambow, Pan's Labyrinth, Blindness, Man on Fire
Favorite music	Nick Drake, Iron & Wine, Bruno Merz, Cat Stevens, Ingrid Michaelson, Joshua Radin, Priscilla Ahn, Imogen Heap, Jason Mraz, Mazzy Star, Blue October, Cake, Counting Crows, Coldplay, Sigur Ros, Enya, Tori Amos, Yael Naim, Regina Spektor, Azure Ray
Favorite books	The Harry Potter Series, The Westing Game, Catcher in the Rye, The Chronicles of Narnia, A Wrinkle in Time, To Kill A Mockingbird, Holes, There's A Boy in the Girls Bathroom, The Kid in the Red Jacket, The Giver

Unlike a dog, how can a turtle ever be naked?

If it was getting it on with another turtle.