Chris Chong
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Location | Manalapan, NJ, United States |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Christopher Chong was born February 1 1994 to parents Sunny and Nancy Chong, immediately following his birth he was thrown from the helicopter deep into the Malaysian Jungles for his state mandated start-of-life survival test. Upon completion of his mission Chris returned to his home in Seattle Washington where he took over a silverware distribution company. At the age of 3 he discovered morphine, advancing the medical field so greatly that President Clinton presented him with a medal. Shortly after the presentation Chris traveled back to his home country Malaysia to bring the newly discovered medicine to the native people. 6 Years later Chris took part in the American Revolution where he was severely wounded in the leg at the Battle of Lexington. Sent home on leave he discovered his love for bird watching where he met Rainn Wilson who helped him secure a role in the hit NBC comedy The Office. However Chris was excused 3 episodes into the filming of the 13th season for eating prop food. Penniless and starving, he wandered the streets of Hollywood 7 years before he died from a combination of tuberculosis rabies and poison ivy. He now operates a traveling midget circus in Nebraska. |
| Interests | Photography, Surfing, Fishing, Flying a Cessna, Playing Guitar, Hiking, Trapshooting, Driving Cars, Using the word Trippy, Tree Climbing, Polar Bears, Shrubbery, Soft Pillows, Cool Shades, The Atlantic Ocean, The German Language, Israeli Commandos, Loofah tricks, cigarette lighters, Industrial Fans, Fire Trucks, Insulation Wire, Golf Carts, Blood Work, Amphibians, The Irish Potato Famine |
| Favorite movies | Forrest Gump |
| Favorite music | Deathcab For Cutie, Aqualung, The Antlers, The Beatles, Augustana, Chromeo, Dispatch, FM Static, Delta Spirit, The Gaslight Anthem, Jack Johnson, The Postal Service, The Killers, Matt Costa, Oasis, Muse, Sam Issac, Dashboard Confessional, Blink182, Sum41, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Saves the Day, (Not in order) + alot more |
| Favorite books | Catch 22, Gone With the Wind, For Whom the Bell Tolls |
You've got to make contact with the alien leader. How will you tell when the conversation is finished?
Easy, when I'm the new king of his planet duh