jOolian

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Laborer of Sprinkles and Glaze
Location melBourne, flOrida, United States
Introduction enabler of enigmas ~ revel in paradox ~ embracer of absurdities
Interests my 2 bigbaby KIDz rawwwk!, cutting toenails ~ yummmm, sitting on dah front porch butt bare, getting stung by a nest of bees, eating my kill, playing a fictional character on the spot in any situation at any moment...especially telemktrs, ummm...literassy, finding nemo, chasing crak-ho'z that stole my lezz bud's identity, femmes, watching live surgeries, eating raw fleshy things, being nIce, respecting others, love...i'tiz a many splendid thang, surfin' [waves], diddling me guitar, painting in ze rain
Favorite Movies wOw...maybe... Bedknobs and Broomsticks (the Disney one yoo perve'z)
Favorite Music mozart to motorhead and all earthly regurgitations of self-Xpressionz -n- betweenz (mmmmm, -n- betweenz) .... but, no commercializations via 'dah man' ...
Favorite Books everybody poops, the entirety of the 'Dick and Jane' series ... especially 'See Spot Run' (..after Jane, the crakBeeshh who stoled'd' Dick's wad)

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