Billy Ruffian
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Visionary |
| Location | Ottawa, Ontario, Canada |
| Introduction | I'm a poet who performs at the monthly poetry showcase, CAPITAL SLAM. I'm also active in Carleton's English Lit Society and am a Veteran member of the Carleton Improv Association. I'm very funny. |
| Interests | Women, poetry, Critical interpretation of science fiction, dancing, whiskey and other potent spirits, beer, Irish literature, sex, ribald rhymes, quick wits and snuggling up with a loved one on sunday mornings |
| Favorite movies | Star Wars episodes III IV and V, The incredibles, Hero, Syriana, Kill Bill Vol. One |
| Favorite music | Buck 65, Franz Ferdinand, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Rolling STones |
| Favorite books | The Master and Margarita, Don't Die Before You're Dead, The Complete Works of W.B. Yeats, The Iliad, First Man in Rome, In The Presence Of Mine Enemies, The Drive East, Paris: 1919, The Foundation Series, Barometer Rising, The Romans from Village to Empire, The Peshawar Lancers, Rubicon, The Odyssey, The Ebbing of European Hegemony, August 1914, |
You moved the pot before the coffee stopped brewing. Do you smell the mountains or the burro?
What the hell do either have to do with me moving an incomplete pot of coffee? Why did I move the coffee in the first place?