His Lady
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Wife |
| Interests | Knitting, cooking, His Lordship, all things domestic, off-the-grid living |
| Favorite Movies | Oblivion, The Ten Commandments, Rocky |
| Favorite Music | Classical as a general category, some pop, some rock (but not much) |
| Favorite Books | The Bible, cookbooks, books on farming |
Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.
Who cooks waffles on a griddle? Amateur. The griddle is for bacon.