ShoeBoxNuts
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Squirrel |
| Location | Big Tree, By Meth Lab, United States |
| Introduction | My maw shat me offa’ tree branch right into a goddamn cactus plant. Then a pussy cat fuckin’ ninja kicked me right into some tweaker’s stash box. Since that first rock, I ain’t never been able ta sit still. |
| Interests | Throwin’ shit out of my tree. Eatin’ nuts in my tree. Shittin’ off my tree. Punchin’ my squirrel cock in my tree. Wackin’ birds that ain’t got no fuckin’ business in my tree. And anything else that involves my goddamn tree. |
| Favorite movies | Any flick that involves the following: trees, nuts, nosey birds getting’ their shit ruined, big-titted squirrel bitches, and Steven Seagal. |
| Favorite music | Any music that involves the following: trees, nuts, nosey birds getting’ their shit ruined, big-titted squirrel bitches, and Steven Seagal. |
| Favorite books | Discours de la méthode pour bien conduire sa raison, et chercher la verité dans les sciences |