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Occupation Motivationally challenged domestic diva
Location Winfield, Kansas, United States
Introduction I boarded the crazy train & at my departure point, left with two kids two & under. I stay at home to try & keep a lid on the crazy that is a 9mo & a 2yo. My sugar daddy is a pharmacist & allows me to stay at home with the following conditions: he always has clean underwear & there's a hot meal ready for him when he gets home at night.
Interests Baking, blogging, silly songs with my kids, cloth diapering, green living, buying locally, supporting small business, gossip mags, car seat safety, playing dress up with my daughter, giggling with my kids

You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?

The milkshake is slightly turned on because she's a sadistic little wench.