|Occupation||Motivationally challenged domestic diva|
|Location||Winfield, Kansas, United States|
|Introduction||I boarded the crazy train & at my departure point, left with two kids two & under. I stay at home to try & keep a lid on the crazy that is a 9mo & a 2yo. My sugar daddy is a pharmacist & allows me to stay at home with the following conditions: he always has clean underwear & there's a hot meal ready for him when he gets home at night.|
|Interests||Baking, blogging, silly songs with my kids, cloth diapering, green living, buying locally, supporting small business, gossip mags, car seat safety, playing dress up with my daughter, giggling with my kids|
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
The milkshake is slightly turned on because she's a sadistic little wench.