Curtis Moser
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Writer |
| Location | Wellsville, Utah, United States |
| Introduction | I think Carl Barks was the most brilliant storyteller of the century, and his greatest contribution to literature was Uncle Scrooge. I like to eat Chips Ahoy cookies dipped in milk--I can polish off an entire package in one sitting--and I like the chunky milk as a chaser. I think the person who invented the designated hitter should be hung by his armpit hair. I have a low tolerance for stupidity, including my own, but I pretend that it doesn't bother me. I want a tattoo of a quill pen under my wedding band. I've always fancied myself as an amazing lover, but I think the reality is that I'm sadly mediocre. I struggle with narcissism and self-loathing. I don't like to disclose my political leanings because they make me unpopular in my community. I like people with petty vices. I like the smell of my dog when she is wet. I don't smile as much as I used to, but it is more sincere now. If pride is a sin, my children are condemning me to hell. Thanks for stopping by. |
| Favorite books | A River Runs Through, For Whom the Bell Tolls, the Old Man and the Sea, East of Eden, the Grapes of Wrath, the Great Gatsby, Blood Meridian, the Sunset Limited, the Gold Coast, Hearts in Atlantis, Mystic River. |