MIKE
| Gender | Male |
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| Occupation | Travel Advisor |
| Location | Madtown, Wisconsin, United States |
| Interests | Swordplay, including Olympic fencing, swashbuckling, exchanges of rapier wit. |
| Favorite music | Currently obsessed with Muse. |
| Favorite books | Crime and Punishment, Fahrenheit 451, On Stranger Tides |