Mary Ellen
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Chemicals |
| Occupation | Your Mom |
| Introduction | dislikes: george w. bush, getting mascara on my hands, setting my alarm for PM instead of AM, waking up, dropping my cell phone, listening to Amir burp, public nudity, incest, cinnamon flavored anything, falafel my dad made, stale anything, Jill's abnormal lesbian friends, not realizing when someone is being sarcastic, sleeping for less than 9 hours at a time, Duke, hypodermic needles, being a plane ride away from someone I love, coughing, stains, and dead baby jokes. likes: Wawa (Tastykake), coffee, your mom jokes, running water, irritating my cousins, Harry Potter, receiving mail, playing with my snap bracelet, sleeping bags, lemon water ice, punchy jokes, voicemail, climbing on rocks, sore muscles, St. Patrick's Day, irish car bombs, popsicle sticks, chipmunks, pocket knives, world maps, wind, Solitaire, and hammering things into walls. |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
Ask your MOM.