Gender	Male
Industry	Construction
Occupation	salesman/manwhore
Location	Glasgow, United Kingdom
Introduction	I live in a Pigeon loft in Glasgow. I fight dogs for food and mug cows for drink. Monkeys live in my beard. I have lived for centuries under my bed and only came out when they invented peanut m&m's. I understand everything.
Interests	tree hugging,the chat,reading,gaming,glasgow celtic, gigs, travel, sleeping,camping,bugging my cat Nabraska,geology,magic tricks,poker,board games,chess,guitar,harmonica,idiot baiting,watching peep show,anything by joss whedon,the apprentice,wii fit,art,fishing,growing herbs, tiger beer, movies, sexy time.
Favorite movies	to many to mention.
Favorite music	Refer to the above statement.
Favorite books	Refer to the statement above the refer to the above statement, statement.

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