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nordicbitch and texass
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GenderFemale
IndustryCommunications or Media
OccupationDouche-baggery
Locationin the Valley of the Dolls
IntroductionThis one is NordicBitch. She likes making fun of people. The other is Texass. She can eat a pint of ice cream in one sitting, but mostly makes fun of people with NordicBitch.
InterestsMaking fun of people, yelling BUTT SEX in the middle of a crowd, and throwing chicken nuggets at people from the 8th floor.
Favorite moviesBoondock Saints, The Brave Little Toaster, Qi Qi Shi Lian, The Home Economics Story, Haci Baba, Lucifer Et Moi, Salamoniko, Wedding Crashers, Gorkie Zyorna, Pin Guo Yao Yi Kou, Ballerinagrodan, Goober and the Ghost Chasers, A Very Long Engagement, John Henry and the Inky-Poo
Favorite musicThe laughter of a child..., getting his ass kicked on the playground.
Favorite booksHamster Huey and the Gooey Kablooie

Never mind the turtle. Don't you think you're sure to win?

Only if I gets me a freeee nanaaaa.

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