Falwless
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Occupation | IT / Banking |
| Location | South Sandwich Islands |
| Introduction | I don't live on The South Sandwich Islands. I bet those bologna pirates are a real bitch, though. Also, listen, I had to switch blog owner accounts (don't ask; what a mothereffing hassle!). So, uh, add 1,720 to those profile views over there, and I've been on Blogger since Nov 2007, okay? It's imperative I impress you with these staggering statistics, so I'm really glad we've cleared this up. |
| Favorite movies | Air Bud, Kazaam |
| Favorite music | Air Bud Soundtrack |
| Favorite books | Air Bud: The Novel |
You get to ride the big roller coaster three times in a row. What will keep your dad from taking a bite out of your candy apple?
My dad died eating a candy apple, you insensitive prick. Thanks. Thanks a lot.