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Gender Male
Industry Education
Occupation Teacher and General Factotum
Location Wrea Green, Jancashire, United Kingdom
Introduction Amateur Hagiographer in Blogland, my other position is "Captain Slow", Tail Gunner of the Sleepy Hollow Motorcycle Chapter. Off duty I'm an English teacher, Senior Examiner and Senior Moderator, and when set free a demon skier: it's hard to be humble when you ski like me, as my t-shirt proclaims!
Interests motorbiking, walking, birding, hagiography, saints, reading, skiing, fishing
Favorite Movies Brief Encounter, Casablanca, Gone with the Wind, The History Boys
Favorite Music Goldberg Variations, The Marriage of Figaro, Spem in Alium, Schubert's Great C Major, Diabelli Variations, Rachmaninov's 2nd, Elgar Cello Concerto, Paul Bunyan
Favorite Books The Host, East of Eden, Whitsun Weddings, Great Expectations, Never Let Me Go, Tristam Shandy

If no cat has nine tails, and all cats (apart from Manx cats and those who have suffered an unfortunate tail-related accident) have one more tail than no cat, how many tails do cats have?