Kelley L. Smith

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About me

Gender Female
Industry Tourism
Occupation Group Services Coordinator
Location New York, New York, United States
Introduction There's nothing to say about me that can easily be said. I suppose that's why they give you an infinite amount of space to type. Oh, excuse me... "Up to 1200 characters." What if I choose to define myself beyond a mere 1200 characters, huh? Perhaps I shall go well beyond this miniature allowance. They'll see. But not right now.
Interests Theatre, Music, Writing, Journalism, Juggling, Reading, Musical Theatre, Techinal Theatre, Managing, Producing, Interior Design, Acting, Singing, Catholicism, Politics
Favorite Movies A Mighty Wind, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail, Spaceballs, Laughter on the 23rd Floor, The Life Aquatic, Irma La Duce, A Fish Called Wanda, The Producers, Young Frankenstien, High Fidelity, Best In Show, Waiting For Guffman
Favorite Music Showtunes Of Any Shape Or Kind, Billy Joel, Cat Stevens, They Might Be Giants, Queen, Barenaked Ladies, Robbie Williams, Regina Spektor
Favorite Books Pre-Twentieth-Century Literature, Jane Eyre, Candide, The Scarlet Letter, Any Piece of Theatrical Text I Can Get My Hands On

How do you pronounce the 'g' in bologna?

Let's just be civil and call it "Bo-Log-Na" like Father God, Mother Nature, and Oscar Meyer intended.