Youri Dolgoruki
My blogs
| Industry | Military |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Executioner in Chief |
| Location | Moscow, Russia |
| Introduction | I founded the city of Moscow 850 years ago, with only my horse, sword, and a bottle of vodka. The bodies are still being counted. |
| Interests | Building defensive postitions around cities. Stabbing Pol's with my sword. Eating and drinking to excess. Eating your momma |
| Favorite Movies | Debbie does the KGB and The lubiyanka/Lefortovo Gang-bang. |
| Favorite Music | The sound of your mothers, wives, sisters, and daughters wailing and gnashing their teeth. |
| Favorite Books | The necronomicon. Care to tase my "Boomstick!?!" |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
With a pistolshot to the head, how else?