The Original Bastard

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About me

Gender Male
Location Houston, TX
Introduction Welcome to Bastard on Parade. I am a happily cynical skeptic who has thoughts on religion, politics, movies, music and hot dogs. I am random, goofy and awesome all at the same time. Enjoy the pickings of my grey matter.
Interests Reading, Writing, Movies, Model Painting, Role Playing Games, Playing Music
Favorite Movies The Big Lebowski, Star Wars (Original Trilogy)
Favorite Music Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, Anthrax, Bad Religion, The Black Pacific, The Dropkick Murphys, Black Flag
Favorite Books Anything by R.A. Salvatore and/or Elizabeth Moon

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