Uncle Ned
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Accounting |
| Occupation | No longer employable |
| Location | Columbus, Ohio, United States |
| Introduction | I used to work for a major corporation, but after a slight "misunderstanding" I became unemployed. |
| Interests | Cherries, vanilla extract.. all that stuff. The World Bank. |
| Favorite movies | Big |

