Matt
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | MetaSlacker |
| Location | Los Angeles, CA |
| Introduction | You want to see me naked, and it's killing you. |
| Interests | Photography, underground music, Burning Man, Krav Maga, phrenology, locust invasions, hat racks, expired milk, thought control, whee! |
| Favorite movies | Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind |
| Favorite music | It goes boom, boom, cha cha, kRACK!, Boom Boom, Cha. |
| Favorite books | Books is Good. Lots of books. |
Whoops! Your tongue is now a magnet. Whatever will you use for silverware?
I sit all day, and yet I fly. What am I?