Mom, Interrupted

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Gender Female
Industry Arts
Occupation Greeting Card Floozy
Location Ft Walton Beach, FL, United States
Introduction I'm the Mom of two crazy kids. They've sucked the intelligence out of me via the umbilical cord and left me wondering what the hell happened. I wouldn't change it for the world.
Interests Peace & quiet. (I'd like to eventually use the bathroom alone. ALL ALONE. No little fingers reaching under the door or knocking to ruin my poop vacation.)
Favorite Music Polka music! Who doesn't love to dirty dance to Polka music?
Favorite Books I'm writing a book called, "101 Uses for Duct Tape: And Other Parenting Wisdom"... I don't know that I can tell parents the best way to raise their kids, per say. But I can sure give them advice on what DOESN'T work! (If you can't be a good example-then be a horrible warning!)