Hans
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Technology |
| Occupation | Chief Clowny Pants |
| Location | Playa del Carmen, Q. Roo, Mexico |
| Introduction | Show me a puddle and strap on the machine. |
| Interests | Diving, eating, and cycling. I think in that order. |
| Favorite music | Punk, Rap, Country, Classical |
| Favorite books | Non-fiction, biographies, physics, math, business management |