Auntie Hattie

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About me

Gender Female
Occupation Grand Poobess
Location Hancock, Wisconsin, United States
Introduction Welcome to the musings of Hattie... I'm known to say a whole lot about not much. Mostly grown mother of four girls, each their own deliciously unique human adding positivity to the world. Lover of Cully, my best friend & side-kick.
Interests HUMANITY: Social Justice, Peace & Love, Diversity, Natural Life, Spirituality, Creativity
Favorite Movies Respiro ~, Secretary ~, Me You Them
Favorite Music Astrud Gilberto ~, Leonard Cohen ~, Doc Watson ~, Stan Getz
Favorite Books Roget's Super Thesaurus Second Edition

Describe the sound of a moist waffle falling onto a hot griddle.

What would a waffle be doing on a griddle in the first place? Is it gluten free? Why is it moist, has it been crying, or is it raining? And where did it fall from, and why? Is this akin to manna falling from Heaven? I suppose it might be shrieking "WHEEEEEEE..." and then SPLAT!