The Professional Oops
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Student |
| Occupation | Professional Oops and Budding Linguist |
| Location | Bloomington, Indiana, United States |
| Introduction | Jack of All Trades - Master of None, Professional Oops, Tender Misanthrope, Failing Perfectionist, Coffee Lover, Budding Linguist, Occasional Magistrate of Puppetry, Diet Soda Sampler, Perpetual Planner, Sad Clown, Animal Lover, Lifelologist/Motivational Speaker and Aspiring Stand-Up Comic, Advocate for Louse Infestation Awareness, H.B.I.C. - No, I'm not really that last one. |
| Interests | agglutinating languages, animals, etiquette, linguistics, case systems, dictators, domesticity, Esperanto, foreigners, karaoke, Central Asia, morphology, paternity testing, psychedelia, puppets, records, Scrabble, Boggle, Russian, history of Norwegian black metal, stout beer, Turkic languages, free food, predominately Islamic nations in the former Soviet Union, zany dictators |
| Favorite Movies | Harold and Maude, Billy Elliot, Brewster McCloud, Paper Moon, Babe, Cry-Baby, Juno, The Shape of Things, The Jerk, Confessions of a Dangerous Mind, Come and See, Chocolat, Lars and the Real Girl, The Cameraman's Revenge, Edward Scissorhands, Breaking the Waves, Blue Velvet, Wings (1966), Happiness, Rushmore, Good Night and Good Luck, Showgirls - guilty pleasure forever |
| Favorite Music | The Rolling Stones, Donovan, Lee Hazlewood, Jacques Dutronc, Pulp, Serge Gainsbourg, The 13th Floor Elevators, The Kinks, Os Mutantes, Tyrannosaurus Rex, T. Rex, Leonard Cohen, The United States of America, The Velvet Underground, Billy Nicholls, Roxy Music, David Bowie, The Zombies, Scott Walker, Serge Gainsbourg, The Pretty Things, The Beach Boys, Belle and Sebastian, Elephant 6, Morrissey, The Divine Comedy, Kahimi Karie |
| Favorite Books | Lords of Chaos by Michael Moynihan and Didrik Søderlind, The Pleasure of My Company by Steve Martin, Master and Margarita by Mikhail Bulgakov, Crime and Punishment by Fyodor Dostoevsky, I'm with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie by Pamela Des Barres, The Duel by Anton Chekhov, The Encyclopedia of Bad Taste by Jane and Michael Stern, "The Myth of Sisyphus" by Albert Camus |
You've just inherited a manufacturing plant that specializes in plastics. What are you going to make?
I wouldn't make anything. I would encase all babies in plastic so they can be cute forever.