Sam

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About me

Gender Male
Introduction I am a rare tiger scorpion, rar. I keep on living the dream, riding the road, eating candy.
Interests Armadillos, long walks on beaches, short runs into the ocean, cycling, fried chicken, marshmallows

Which do you prefer and why: whittling with soap or whistling with wood?

Whittling with soap hands down! Who do you know that both whistles with wood and does NOT make you want to strangle them after a minute of high-pitched, cacophonous nonsense?