Johnny Rosco

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Gender	Male
Industry	Maritime
Occupation	Captain
Location	New York, New York, United States
Introduction	Born on the outskirts of Philly, I moved to NY after my parents basement became to small for my needs. My pet ostrich, Mr. Jenkins, and I lived underneath the train tracks of the LIRR. We battled rats on a nightly basis defending ourselves with discarded umbrellas and aluminum cans. Eventually Mr. Jenkins got a job as a pigeon and I moved to the East Village. After many years as a styrofoam peanut manufacturer I found my true calling--the sea. I've been a Captain for 2 years now, and one day I hope to have a crew and a boat.
Interests	Your Mom, Bull Wrestling, push ups, cheetos, miller high life, and the electric slide.
Favorite Movies	Stoogemania, Miss Congeniality 2, Big Trouble in Little China, and Roadhouse.
Favorite Music	Anything by Bruce Kressler is just fine by me.
Favorite Books	I don't read.