University of Guantanamontrose
My blogs
| Industry | Education |
|---|---|
| Location | Houston, Texas, United States |
| Introduction | The University of Guantanamontrose was created in late 2008 when a homeless man chased the soon-to-be founders down the street shouting "Guantanamontrose, fuckers!" University headquarters are in South Montrose, the hippest and gayest area of Houston. Founders include Hallie, Jennifer, Ray, Steven and Tim. Chairman Jennifer and Chancellor Steven (and sometimes Tour Guide Ray) live at the South Montrose town house (colloquially referred to as the SoMoToHo) while Bringer of Lulz Hallie and Professor Tim live separately in even hipper, gayer housing. Recent additions to the faculty include Dean J-Toy and Director of Lulztography Justin. Though neither live in the Montrose area, they frequent the SoMoToHo and serve as pivotal staff members, both emphasizing the importance of drinking in their teaching. |
| Interests | Montrose, karaoke, lol cats, lulz, drinking, cigarettes, gays, bacon, hot tubs, twink slaves, vomiting, sneaking into other people's beds, vomiting in other people's beds, festive holiday decorations, baking, recycling, bunnies, queso |