Jan Locke
My blogs
| Location | Atlanta, GA |
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| Introduction | My name is Jan Locke. I'm kinda like Binx Bolling, but instead of going to movies to escape the malaise, I watch TV. But only good TV, none of that Grey's Anatomy crap. Any way, I got (or had I guess) this twin brother John. He used to be a cripple because our asshole dad pushed him out of an eight-story window. He was on this plane that crashed on this sentient time-travelling island, and right after the crash, he discovered he could walk again, very convenient. He left The Island eventually to try to bring some of the others who left back, but this manipulative little shit named Ben strangled him. They were transporting the coffin across the Pacific, and wouldn't you know, the plane crashed on the same damn Island. Any way, he's still dead, but some pissed off pillar of smoke has taken on his form and is killing people and generally being a dick. Not that the guy he tricked Ben, same dude who strangled my brother, into stabbing wasn't a bit of a dick too. Any way, I watch good TV and write about it. Enjoy and feel free to tell me your thoughts; just don't be a dick. unless it's funny |
| Interests | TV, fireworks, Georgia Bulldogs |
| Favorite Movies | The Good the Bad and the Ugly |
| Favorite Music | Drive-By Truckers |
| Favorite Books | The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy |
What about you?