The Militant Working Boy
My blogs
| Industry | Arts |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Disco Ball Construction |
| Introduction | Well Darling, if you are reading this, you obviously don't know the fantastic creature that is ME! I was born with four extra toes and no ear lobes which my mother said made me special right from the get-go. In middle school I began a seance business out of my bedroom as I had discovered early on that I could communicate with the occult. In my salad days, I spent time on a goat-steam spa in the mountains of Russia. And darling, if you have to ask what goat-steam is, you obviously don't know. After winning the Jacqueline Bombay award for the most beautiful tan in the world, I went on to make my fortune in a wig crafting business based in my very own kitchen. I would like to thank my mother (George) and my father (Evelyn) for giving me the life, love, and support I need to make the dream of this blog into a reality! Hugs for all! |
| Interests | All things funky, paisley, sushi, potbelly pigs, pomegranate juice, andy warhol, hairless cats |
| Favorite Movies | Mamma mia, Hair, Across the Universe, Burlesque, Dream Girls, Glitter |
| Favorite Music | Kool and the Gang, Wild Cherry, Madonna, Rebecca Black, Pavarotti |
| Favorite Books | Darling do you think I'd ruin these dazzling eyes by reading? |
If your whole body were a hot air balloon, would you stop eating spicy food?
My body IS a hot air balloon, silly! I refuse to eat anything that isn't spicy for fear that if I do my insides would become inept at tolerating the fire that is my soul.