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Introduction	I like to eat and nap. I have an Apple tattoo… on my heart. I live near the water where there are fewer humans. I welcome our future robot overlords. I am freakishly tall. I can reach the top shelf where the cookies are hidden. No, you cannot have a cookie.

If you were a pirate, how would you avoid laughing when saying "poop deck"?

Impossible, especially if I were a pirate on Lake Titicaca.