Baron Julius A. von Brunk
| Gender | Male |
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| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Graphic Designer |
| Location | Queens, New York, United States |
| Introduction | I write things in a serious-but-not-serious fashion. I frequently go back and forth between past and present tense, and sometimes speak as if I'm currently writing in the past. |
| Interests | LEGO bricks, Transformers, Ghostbusters, vintage video games, Nintendo collectibles, classic vinyl LPs, vintage clothing, military antiques, posters, stickers, celebrity autographs, Princess Di postage stamps, Operation Desert Storm trading cards, reprints of wartime propaganda posters, miniature owl statues, fireworks, knives, porno, useless crap, photographs, Star Wars action figures, Star Wars bedsheets, Painting, LEGO sculpting, LEGO architecture, illustration, vector art, photomanipulation, digital drawing, HTML, web development, writing, getting paid to mess around with Photoshop, cartoon animation, acting, voice acting, video editing, creating neat shit out of cheap shit, Blacklights, glow-in-the-dark stars, Liquid Plumr, talking to cats, middle fingers, ketchup, porn star autographs, Arizona 99 cent tea, vocoders, pinball machines, southern drawl, taking baths in Clorox bleach, putting food coloring in random objects I'm cooking, Flo the Progressive Girl, popcorn flavored Jelly Belly, Penguin attacks, Pink Panther, Stalin's Organs, Telly Savalas, Pokémon, Roma Gypsy ancestry, lighting firecrackers, regulation hot dogs, inventing my own words and/or alphabets, incense, vinyl stickers printed from indie companies, Cheech & Chong, kinky sex, purple station wagon covered in stickers, pegging, foreskin, Gor-Gor, murders and executions, carrying combs in my front pockets to frequently comb my large mutton chops, strapons, explosions, Atari 2600, Asteroids, scented candles, pretending to discharge an unloaded firearm at photographs of people I hate. |
| Favorite Movies | Patton, The Great Escape, The Longest Day, Stalag 17, A Fistful of Dollars, The Blue Max, The Warriors, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey, Billy Madison, Clash of the Titans (1981), the original Star Wars Trilogy, The Wizard of Oz, Return to Oz, Back to the Future (1, 2, and 3), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, Beetlejuice, Dumbo, The Lion King, the Strap Attack series, Predator, Indiana Jones & The Last Crusade, Wrongfully Accused, Victory Through Air Power, Goldeneye, Weekend At Bernie's, Spaceballs, Planet of the Apes, RoboCop, Ghostbusters, Ghostbusters 2, Wayne's World, Death Wish, Goldfinger, Moonraker, Battle of the Bulge, Tron, The Big Gundown, The Good, The Bad & The Ugly, The Blues Brothers, Rocky IV, 633 Squadron, Monty Python's Meaning of Life, Dildo Debutantes, Happy Gilmore, The Dirty Dozen, Pink Floyd: The Wall, Borat, Star Trek: The Wrath of Khan, TRANSFORMERS: THE MOVIE (1986). |
| Favorite Music | AC/DC, Accept, Aerosmith, Alice in Chains, Anthrax, Ludwig Van Beethoven, Black Sabbath, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Duran Duran, Dio, The Doors, Deep Purple, Frijid Pink, Ennio Morricone, GWAR, Green Jello, Gustav Holst, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Jethro Tull, Johnny Horton, John Fogerty, Johnny Cash, John Philip Sousa, Joe Walsh, Led-Zeppelin, The Kinks, Manowar, Metallica, The Moody Blues, Mercyful Fate, Motörhead, Neil Young, Pink Floyd, Quiet Riot, Rainbow, The Raymond Scott Orechestra, The Rolling Stones, The Sex Pistols, Skid Row, Soundgarden, Styx, Saxon, Spooky Tooth, Scorpions, Spike Jones & His City Slickers, Tears For Fears, Tom Waits, Thin Lizzy, Tesla, Twisted Sister, Van Halen, The Ventures, Wesley Willis, The Wesley Willis Fiasco. |
| Favorite Books | Nineteen Eighty Four, Lord of the Flies, The Butcher's Son, Animal Farm, The Merry Adventures of Robin Hood, James Bond 007 coffee table books, R2-D2 & C-3PO graphic novels, Civil War reference books, dictionaries, The Iliad, science books, Wikipedia, books on weapons, porno magazines, Holocaust books, foreign language guides, MTA maps. |