Jaja
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Drug Smuggler |
| Location | The Outskirts of Town, New York (which is a world of its own), United States |
| Introduction | My name is Jaja Bebe, although it wasn’t always that. You see, I was born under special circumstances. I was raised by a family of squirrels. I was born on a plane ride that began at 5:40. The distance of the plane ride was four hundred yards, so my parents figured that they could have breakfast at six. Just as I was born, some idiot Porsche that had snuck onto the plane drove itself through the aisle, running over my head and my cat. The car later said it was sorry. Most people think that is why I am so weird, but I think it is because I died when I was three. But that's a long story. Let me explain why I started this website now. One day, I was just walking down the street, when a herd of yaks chased me. These yaks were extraverts, meaning that they had less than fifty-seven eyes. The yaks cornered me in a dark alleyway, and then mugged me. Then they held me for ransom for 50 million dollars. I angrily paid that amount myself, muttering about how I was down to $59,950,000,000. So for the rest of my life, I wrote about yaks and how they were all communists. This is just one of my ways of doing that. Another is going to a random street in Boston and singing. |
| Interests | Lollipops, Telephone Poles, Sausages, Hairdressers, Hairundressers, the Scaffolding, the Milky Way, Milking the Way, Making a fool of myself in public, Making other people make a fool of themselves in public, Making other people make themselves make a fool of me in public, Feeling around for cracks in cement while blindfolded, trashtalking around town, trashing the town, pretending to be from Hungary, convincing other people to pretend to be from Hungary, convincing people who think that it is fun to pretend that they’re from Hungary that it is not fun to pretend they’re from Hungary |
| Favorite Movies | "Planet of the Apes", "The Godfather", "Once Upon a Time in the West", "Pulp Non-Fiction", "Trashtalking Around Town", "Trashing the Town", The Freak Show, the Curse of the Haunted Typewriters, Sitting Back and Having a Few Joints, The Gore-Fest |
| Favorite Music | "Pathetique Sonata", "Tusk", "Old McDonald", Music to Planet of the Apes, Music to the Freak Show, Music to the Gore-Fest, "Trashtalking Around Town", "Trashing the Town", "I am the Walrus", "I am not the Walrus", "The Walloping Sonata", "Bohemian Rhapsody", "The Three Little Pigs" |
| Favorite Books | "Communist Manifesto", "War and Peace", "Gödel's Proof", "Decline and Fall of Rome", "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" "My Life in Twenty Words" "20 Leagues Under the Sea" "The Case of the Mysterious Filing Cabinet" |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Why did Bunny die?