Chris
My blogs
| Location | San Francisco, CA |
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| Introduction | I minored in charades in college. I believe that women truly know everything including how annoying it is to ask a guy, "Why?" I wear underwear but I don't like it. I once won an egg toss with a final throw of 86 yards. My favorite color is bourbon. I've lost more single flip flops than any other human. I write haikus in bathroom stalls. I can sense fear in bees and dogs. |