Scooter

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About me

Gender Male
Industry Arts
Occupation Teacher, Writer
Location Macon, Georgia, United States
Introduction Flippin' sweet! I'm twenty-five and married to my best friend, Sara. We have a mini-schnauzer named Bacon. My 9-to-5 is teaching English at Windsor Academy and Georgia College & State University, but my real career is writing. I've had a few short stories published in literary magazines, and now I'm working on novels. One of them, a young adult fantasy series entitled MAGELLANA AND THE MERGONAUTS, I am currently shopping around in search of representation. --"It's up to you to make your own decisions in life. That's what separates people and robots from animals... and animal robots." -Fry, FUTURAMA
Interests writing, reading, listening to music, watching movies, playing videogames, TiVo, Lost, Arrested Development, The Simpsons, South Park, 24, The Sopranos, The Shield, Six Feet Under, Alias, Pi Kappa Phi, pissing people off
Favorite Movies BASEketball, Dumb and Dumber, Empire Strikes Back, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Spirited Away, Napoleon Dynamite, Anchorman, South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut, Team America: World Police, The Royal Tenenbaums, Adaptation, Being John Malkovich, Rushmore, Pulp Fiction, Dogma
Favorite Music Coldplay, Ben Folds, Ben Folds Five, Better Than Ezra, Keane, Bruce Springsteen, Smashing Pumpkins, Blur, Radiohead, Travis, Fiona Apple
Favorite Books The Darktower series, Harry Potter series, On Writing by Stephen King, The Sweet Everlasting by Judson Mitcham, The Chronicles of Narnia, East of Eden by John Steinbeck, Grapes of Wrath by John Steinbeck, The Stand by Stephen King, Lemony Snicket, Shakespeare

When you spilled the milk, did it look like the moon?

No, but when I spilled the moon, it looked like milk.