God Almighty
My blogs
| Occupation | Artist/Creator |
|---|---|
| Location | Heaven, Eternity |
| Introduction | I made you. Quite intelligently, I might add. If you doubt that, not only are you delusional, you're gonna burn in a LAKE OF FIRE. Seriously though, if you doubt that I designed you, just look at a pillow. Ask yourself, "who made that pillow?" Then answer, "a pillow maker made that pillow." Then ask yourself, "who made the head that lays on that pillow?" Then answer, "God did." Case closed. I got you, atheists! Ha-HAAAAAA! PWNage! |
| Interests | Making stuff, baffling all, being awesome, pilates, French literature, adoration, judgment, giving dictation. |
| Favorite movies | "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls" You have NO idea how much the line, "This is my happening and it FREAKS ME OUT!" resonates with me. |
| Favorite music | Everything but country. |
| Favorite books | Uhhhhh...do I really need to answer that? As a best-selling author I feel like this is an unfair question. Conflict of interest and all that. |
You've been invited to a fancy ball but the only thing you have to wear is an orange wooly jumper. What shoes do you wear?
Wearing an orange jumper to a ball would be a sacrifice. As such, you should be more concerned with what YOU wear. "And it shall come to pass in the day of the LORD's sacrifice, that I will punish the princes, and the king's children, and all such as are clothed with strange apparel." -Zephaniah 1:8 HA HA! Just joshin'. I'll probably wear something sensible that shows off My legs.