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Industry Real Estate
Occupation Broker
Location Newport, Oregon, United States
Introduction Hello gentle readers! I am Mrs. Slug the wife of Mr. Slug, every morning I draw the cartoons on my husband's lunch napkin. At 6:30am, I make a P B & J, a bag of chips, a can of mandarin oranges, Mr. Can Opener, who you shall meet if you follow this blog long enough... spoon, bag of peanuts, a bag of cut vegetables likely to return uneaten, and a Little Debbie Snack Cake, usually a Zebra Cake, plus a thermos of hot coffee. Before Mr. Lunchbox, I employed Mr. Lunchbag, who has been needed a few times when the lunchbox disappeared. Mrs. Slug enjoys playing Big Band music on drums and vibraphone, she sings on demand, and sells real estate. Both Mr. and Mrs. Slug enjoy the literary works of Author Horatio Alger Jr. Mrs. Slug enjoys nights at home in front of the hearth with her sweetheart, reading aloud or solving a crossword. Mr. and Mrs. Slug have successfully shot a potato from a cannon across the Yaquina River near their home at Slugs Rest in Toledo, Oregon. The slugs are proud to be members of the Greater Newport Chamber of Commerce.
Interests Leaves, moisture, shiny slug tracks to show where I've been
Favorite Movies Slugs on Parade, Hooray for Sluggywood, Chitty Chitty Slug Slug, Bride of Sluggenstein
Favorite Music Smooth Jazz, Electronic Dance music, Big Band Era
Favorite Books Watership Down, Oliver Optic series from early 1900's, anything Horatio Alger Jr. wrote.

In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?

How does Mr. Slug take a bath? He has his wife hose him down in the front yard.