Oompa Loompa
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| Occupation | Unpaid Domestic Worker |
|---|---|
| Location | Willy Wonka's Factory |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | It was either become a candy slave or get eaten by a vernicious knid. Sigh. |
| Interests | Making Candy, Avoiding Dire Industrial Mishaps, Making Up Didactic Ditties |
| Favorite movies | We're not allowed outside media influences. Mr. Wonka says our minds will stay clearer that way, and we won't fall into the incinerator |
| Favorite music | We make our own. Mr. Wonka says human music would explode our brains or, more importantly, distract us from our work making delicious candy |
| Favorite books | Mr. Wonka says reading anything other than the employee manual is a waste of time |
In the dream where you show up to school naked, why do you never go swimming?
Because vernicius knids lurked by the swimming hole, waiting for careless Oompa Loompas to make a mistake.