About me

Gender	Male
Occupation	I talk into a microphone for 4 hours a day ( it is god damn early too...get up at 6am weekdays) then I do other stuff.
Location	Newport Vermont and sometimes "Dreamland" (it's a real place! Look it up!), See Above
Links	Wishlist
Introduction	I hate all of my interests. Well...I like spongebob. He makes the most sense out of all of it.
Interests	Jungle Gyms...wait..is it Jungle Jim's? Never mind. I hate those things. I like to see how many M&M's I can fit in my mouth at one time. (thank you Hershey's please mail the check ASAP) I also like people who wait in line to buy scratch tickets thinking that they are going to get rich. (mostly the ones that hold up the line of customers who are buying shit that the store makes a profit off of for like, 15 minutes) I like people that drive big SUV's so everyone thinks they are rich but turn around and bitch about the price of gas. I like people that pass me when I AM GOING 15 MILES OVER THE SPEED LIMIT because they make me realize that I should be driving faster and not holding up traffic. I like the fact that when you get a large soda from a fast food joint, and it can't fit in your cup holder because it is a 2 liter bottle, but at least you didn't super size it! I like that Americans order soda in Liters but milk in Gallons.......and a bag of apples costs $4 but a bag of Lay's sour cream and onions is .99 cents. I hate Brittney Spear's music, but I wonder why the fuck we care about her latest abortion. I think that CNN has to many channels. I like the fact that our president is the worst public speaker on EARTH but we have to take classes on public speaking to be as lucky to land a job (after college) at as a telemarketer. And I like spongebob.
Favorite movies	Thank You for Smoking, Reign Over Me and It's a Wonderful World. (I am, for once, not being sarcastic)
Favorite music	Moo 92! ha ha ha just kidding! I like anything that is not force feed to us by the media. (AKA me and Deveny) However, be you must realize that liking "Alternitave" music is admitting that you have no mind of your own. I also like the spice girls.
Favorite books	I will do this in code...... One Flew Over the ________ Nest, The ________ Code, Odd Thomas series.....whoops... I forgot to blank out the word "Odd".... Green ____ and _____. and many more!