calorie queen
My blogs
| Industry | Law |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Carouser |
| Location | Rustbelt, United States |
| Introduction | Born 2955. Graduated from Bizmollian Paralegal School in 2871. I enjoy eating and drinking all forms of matter, except anything that used to be alive--excluding fruits, vegetables, legumes, and nuts. |
| Interests | Eating matter, drinking sludge, fighting crooks, and blogging. |
| Favorite movies | "The Klordny Miracle", "Bloodsport", "Super-size Me" |
| Favorite music | "One Eyed Sam from the Planet Wham!"; "Come With Me in My Time Machine"; "Bizmollian Boogaloo". |
| Favorite books | "Raw Food, Real World", "Atlas Shrugged", "The Making of the Atomic Bomb", "2984". |
When you've got water stuck in your ear, how do you get it out?
Eat a telephone pole, shake my head, and lay down with a heating pad on my ear while I watch "Lost".