Zaftig Jones
My blogs
| Gender | Female |
|---|---|
| Industry | Advertising |
| Location | Chicago, Illinois, United States |
| Introduction | An early thirties zaftig chick. |
| Interests | Sex, food, men, shoes, lip gloss, books, clothes, world events, films, New York Times, online news, blogs, perfumes, showering, shampoo, cleanliness, spring, fitness, sex, men, shoes, sex |
| Favorite movies | Romantic comedies, Documentaries, Classics, |
| Favorite music | Jazz, Soul, 70s Rock, Disco, |
| Favorite books | Everything! Everything's readable. |
You forgot your mom's birthday! What can you make out of super glue and olive pits?
Um...faux candy-coated almonds. Sure, they'll be cracked teeth and vicious words exchanged, but hey, she can't say I didn't get her a gift.