|Hello internet. Like most people, I browse the world wide web frequently, posting here and there in hopes of writing messages that might change the lives of others or influence one's opinion. And to get famous. But unlike most people, I probably won't. So, I will continue to attempt to leave a mark here and there, aspiring to open the eyes of some or maybe even give wise or useful advice to others, whether or not it is warranted. So if any of you out there are bored enough to listen to me, I thank you. And I love you. And I'm single. Now sit back, relax, and embrace my awkwardness.