Jack's complete lack of surprise

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About me

Gender Male
Location Potchefstroom, North-west Province, South Africa
Introduction You will not like me, and I do not want you to. This right here is the platform for my perversions and emotional bile to have a trip to the zoo. You will be offended at least once, and that is my aim. Talking nicely doesn't seem to be too effective, so I'm joining them. Just remember that nobody is forcing you to read it. That is all.
Interests Film, music, genocide, history, bevavioural psychology
Favorite Movies Fierce People, The Big Lebowski, Brick, Seven, Stigmata, True Romance, Ronin, A Scanner Darkly, Wag the Dog, Memento, Swordfish, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Mr. Brooks, 24 Hour Party People, Elephant, Notorious, Strangers on a Train, 28 Days Later, The Fly, Crash, Eastern Promises, A History of Violence, Cassandra's Dream, Sunshine, Trainspotting, Strumpet, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Shortbus, Find Me Guilty, Dr. Strangelove, The Life and death of Peter Sellers, I'm not There, Pitch Black, Choke, Welcome to Collinwood, Perfume, Run Lola Run, London, Reservoir Dogs, Planet Terror, Death Proof, Wristcutters, Shortbus
Favorite Music Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Iron & Wine, The Decemberists, Bright Eyes, Jesus Rodriguez, Modest Mouse, Kobus!, Koos Kombuis, Piet Botha, Boo!, R.E.M., Led Zeppelin, Springbok Nude Girls, Bloodhound Gang, Band of Horses, Frank Bell, The Ocean Doesn't Want Me
Favorite Books Fight Club, Invisible Monsters, The Prestige, Oracle Night, The Brooklyn Follies, A Clockwork Orange, A Scanner Darkly, To Kill a Mockingbird, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, No Country for Old Men, The Road, Trainspotting, Breakfast on Pluto, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, The Long Dark Tea-time of the Soul, Metamorphosis, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Perfume, Choke, The Drowning People, The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde, The Picture of Dorian Gray, Filth, The General's Daughter, Come to Grief, And The Ass Saw the Angel, The Death of Bunny Munro

Your people want to make a statue in your honor. What will it be made out of and what victory will it commemorate?

Toddler's teeth, celebrating my overwhelming victory over a quadriplegic in a fistfight.