Jay-G
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| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Transportation |
| Occupation | CEO |
| Location | Madison, Wisconsin, United States |
| Introduction | I'm just your average Joe trying to make it big before I hit my 20s |
| Interests | Bobbing for apples in the snow, clogging toilets, writing poetic stanzas in the nude, tweeting while on the shitter, |
| Favorite movies | Almost famous, Pulp Fiction, trapped in the closet |
| Favorite music | ME, Jay-Z, |
| Favorite books | Decoded, holes (even thought I read the first chapter then just watched the movie), The Da Vinci Code (man that stuff was hardcore) |
You have to dig a hole to China. Where do you start?
I'd first recruit at least 1,000 indentured servants from China and bring them back to aid in my quest. I'd start beneath the Washington monument (resembling a phallic object below the belt line). Pandemonium would accrue. The entire world could witness the 1st and last "hole tunnel" to China. Meanwhile, the erected monument remains stiff, horny, and eager to penetrate its way to China.