Industry	Non-Profit
Occupation	Writer
Location	Belfast, United Kingdom
Introduction	Geek Myth
Interests	Reading, Writing, Obscure 70s children's programmes, Obscure 60s garage punk, Gerald Kersh, P G Wodehouse, Italo Calvino, Pop Singing, France, French Cooking, French Wine, French Pop, Brigitte Lahaie,Ace of Wands, The Owl Service, Film Noir, 70s Horror Films, Quota Quickies,Joan Fontaine,Ava Gardner, Ludivigne Sagnier, Ornella Muti, Peter Cushing,Leonora Carrington, Boris Vian,Odilon Redon, Auden,Emmanuelle Segnier, Ronald Searle, Franquin,
Favorite movies	Le Flic, Les Diaboliques, The Awful Doctor Orloff, Horror Hospital, The Abominabal Dr Phibes, I Know Where I'm Going, Hawk The Slayer, Black Narcissus, The Stone Tape, Village/ Children of the Damned, 8 Women, OSS 117, Tam Lin, Zardoz, The Vanishing, Blood on Satan's Claw, The Shout, Time Crimes, Les Valseuse, Merci La Vie, Danger Diabolik, Clouzot, Blier, Chabrol, Franco, Rollin, Sangster,Black sabbath, The Killers, Double Indemnity, Murder My Sweet, The Blue Dahlia, Out of the Past, Tierra, Volver, A Matter of Life and Death, Death in Venice, Valerie and her week of Wonders,Captain Kronos Vampire Hunter, The House in Nightmare Park, The Haunting, The London Nobody Knows, Night of the Eagle, Night of the Hunter, Night of the Demon, Judex, Bava, Giallo, The Prestige, Suspiria, Big Breadwinner Hog, Amacord,Rebecca, Suspicion, Letter From an Unknown Woman, Peeping Tom, The Beast, Immoral Tales, All About Eve, Quatermass and the Pit, Beasts, Mumsy, Nanny, Sonny and Girly,Blue Blood,Horrors of the Black Museum,Legend of Hell House,Satan's Slaves, Virgin Witch,Horror of Snape Island,House of Whipchord,La Ceremonie,Le Boucher, Diner de Cons,Monsieur Hire,The Horse's Mouth,
Favorite music	The Chob, Can, The Fall, Polnareff, Petomane, Red Atlas, Marc Williamson's Theme from Blood on Satans's Claw, Aphrodites's Child, Serge Gainsbourg,Club of Queer Trades, The Charlemagnes, Jacques Brel, Phoenix, Aeroplane, Roxy Music, Tindersticks, The Sonics,Chet Baker, Robert Wyatt, Dollar Brand, Keith Jarrett, Scott Walker,Space Disco, Murder Ballads, Bonnie Prince Billy, Shirley and Dolly Collins, Alasdair Gray,Spain, Francoize Breut, Bryan Ferry, The Carter Family, Johnny Cash, Bobbie Gentry, David Sylvian, Ultra Vivid Scene, Nick Cave
Favorite books	Mr Palomar, Fowlers End, Leave it to Psmith,Pastoralia, The Life and Death of Peter Sellers. Quarantine, Europe's Inner Demons, Master and Marguerita,Medieval Lives, Gawain and the Green Knight, God is Not Great,The Devil, God: A Literary Biography, The Occult,Laughable, Loves, Swimming to Cambodia, Extraordinary Delusions and the Madness of Crowds, Hooligan, Foucault's Pendulum, Melmoth, Vinegar Puss, Memoirs of the Devil, A Fistful of Gitanes, Dead Babies, Tintin and the Secret of Literature,Adam One Afternoon,Being Dead, If on a winters Night a Traveller, The Bloody Chamber, Monuments and Maidens, The Collected Ambrose Bierce, The Dream Life of Balso Snell, Melmoth, English Gothic, Huysmans, Beef and Liberty, M R James, Robert Aickman, Dorothy L Sayers, shirley Jackson, Muriel Sparke, Roald Dahl, Rene Goscinny, georges Simenon, The White Goddess, Norse Myths, A Short History of Nearly Everything,The Castle of Crossed Destinies, the cloven Viscount, Perrault, Brothers Grimm, G K Chesterton, Hilaire Beloc, Edward Lear, Exquisite Corpse,The Club of Queer Trades, Fou,The Man who was Thursday, Rogue Male,penelope farmer, susan hill, hilary mantel

Please describe how you could take the peel off an apple all in one go:

Honestly? I'd get a man in.