SIR STEVEN ILCHEV BRONTOPOTUMNAL PYGMY
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| Gender | Male |
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| Location | Staffordshire, United Kingdom |
| Links | Audio Clip |
| Introduction | Daddy Slug of Lychee-Field - the 5'1" tall, 6 st heavy brontopotumnal wolverscribe Illuminati! Yam the bostin unrivalled nulli-lingual rosebush-bonsai warrior from Cunningstuntshire, Reverend Baswell Pulling-Grannies masquerading as Huckleberry Flinstonio. I play my green hexagonal acoustic guitar with my skeletal fingers and recite my caramel-creme poetry to the screech-a-squeak of those riffs with the aid of my adenoidal sphincter-powered voice-icle. Yam a prewd spook-s-mon for the octogenarian bandits of Lychee-Field and the Yoxallian Mamma-Mia chips-and-beans pornoplastic priesthood whose main objective is to perform sermons in Death Metal-style squalls whist gazing bisons right between their tempestuous ocular wishing wells. |
| Interests | Shagging the unshaggable with fartarse panache whilst in the process of figuring out trigonometric babble, liaising with Sir Allen Stanford on matters pertaining to backstreets cricket in Harlem, rugby-tackling the Gorgon Medusa Brownsausage outside #10, Still singing "She Loves You" beyond my thirtieth (sorry, Mr. Lennon, you once said in an interview on US Television "I had a vision of myself that I would not be singing 'She Loves You' when I am thirty"), flying the flag of St. George and completely ignoring politi-cunt-ly cack-rect mafioso-thought-police-pillocks at my heart's content, unreservedly demanding that newcomers assimilate into English culture and do not succumb to split loyalties, savouring all of our land's magical and unrivalled real ales with the best possible grub - tis but a fiendishly exhilarating activity |
| Favorite movies | "Citizen Kane", "From Here To Eternity", "Somewhere In Time", "Hanover Street", "Ryan's Daughter", "To Sir With Love", "Lawrence Of Arabia", "As It Is In Heaven", "Pink Panther" (series), "Dances With Wolves", "Dead Poets' Society", "Possession", "The Yellow Rolls-Royce", "Mary Poppins", "My Fair Lady" |
| Favorite music | Vaughan-Williams, Ravel, Mahler, Rachmaninoff, Holst, Debussy, Sibelius, Dvorak, Chopin, John Barry, Loreena McKennitt, Laura Powers, Lennon, Led Zeppelin, Jim Morrison, AC/DC, Iron Maiden, Metallica, MANOWAR, Noddy Holder, The Strawbs, W.A.S.P., The Sex Pistols, Enya, Ronnie Drew, Luke Kelly |
| Favorite books | "Rob Roy" by Sir Walter Scott, "Rebecca" by Daphne Du Maurier, "Wuthering Heights" by Emily Bronte, "Moll Flanders" by Daniel Defoe, "The World I Breathe" by Dylan Thomas, "Watchers" by Dean Koontz, "Pickwick Papers" by Charles Dickens, "Quo Vadis" by Henryk Senkiewicz, "Captain Blood" & "The Sea Hawk" & "Scaramouche" by Raphael Sabbatini, "Harry Potter And The Philosopher's Stone" by J.K. Rowling, "The Cask Of Amotillado" by Edgar Allan Poe, "Tulips And Chimneys" by e.e. cummings, "A Streetcar Named Desire" by Tennessee Williams, "The Rime Of The Ancient Mariner" by Samuel Taylor Coleridge, "Finnegan's Wake" by James Joyce |