My blogs

Blogs I follow

Gender	Female
Industry	Communications or Media
Occupation	Editor
Location	St. Paul, Minnesota, United States
Introduction	Or maybe just prostrate and hyperventilating
Interests	The motivations of people who annoy me, America's Next Top Model, kitchen cabinets, star wranglin'
Favorite books	Howard's End by E.M. Forster, The Years With Ross by James Thurber, others without number

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Is that a euphemism or something?