Maverick.214
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Arts |
| Occupation | Unemployed French Fry Technician Specialist |
| Location | Brooklyn, New York City, United States |
| Introduction | The less you know, the better. Shsssh, the walls have ears. |
| Interests | Time travel, rocket science, and converting skittles into alternative energy. |
| Favorite movies | Anything starring Brando, Peter O'Toole, and Harold Lloyd. Nothing starring Ben Affleck, John Holmes (yeah, long dong silver holmes), and Tom Cruise. |
| Favorite music | I have no musical prejudices. |
| Favorite books | Satanism For Dummies, The Art of Levitation Vol. IX, Have You Heard Of A Thing Called Magik?, Make Your Own Yarn Thongs, Monkey Gods of Symbatika, How To Grow Mushrooms In Your Basement |
When you open your eyes underwater, do you ever worry that you'll drown?
Never. I'm more concerned that my ass may not be as water-tight as it should be so I keep it clenched at all times until I surface.

