Figbane

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About me

Occupation the kitchen mostly but sometimes the bedroom or the couch
Location Paisley, Renfrewshire, United Kingdom
Introduction A fictional being, shrouded in imagination, residing in the body of a formerly middle-aged dog. If you don't like what I write, just remember how difficult it is to type with paws.
Interests Comedy, Fiction, Lamp posts, hedges, current affairs and anything food related or ball related
Favorite Movies Anything where the sound man dubs dog sounds over the action - they're hilarious if you understand the original dialogue
Favorite Music The sound that rings out to signify it's meal time. It makes me salivate.
Favorite Books I don't read books. But I used to wee on newspapers. Does that count?