Figbane
My blogs
| Occupation | the kitchen mostly but sometimes the bedroom or the couch |
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| Location | Paisley, Renfrewshire, United Kingdom |
| Introduction | A fictional being, shrouded in imagination, residing in the body of a formerly middle-aged dog. If you don't like what I write, just remember how difficult it is to type with paws. |
| Interests | Comedy, Fiction, Lamp posts, hedges, current affairs and anything food related or ball related |
| Favorite movies | Anything where the sound man dubs dog sounds over the action - they're hilarious if you understand the original dialogue |
| Favorite music | The sound that rings out to signify it's meal time. It makes me salivate. |
| Favorite books | I don't read books. But I used to wee on newspapers. Does that count? |