Smartash

My blogs

Gender	Female
Industry	Sports or Recreation
Occupation	Sales Manager
Location	HOUSTON, TX
Introduction	I'm a collegiate soccer has-been, self-professed GO-aholic and an Artiste de Sarcasm. I've recently reached all the necessary milestones that make me a real mom... I made a human, I've been christened by his pee and I have a blog. I'm willing and able to poke fun at life, so I choose to do it here. Just for you when you're bored. Enjoy