The Haiku Master
My blogs
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Occupation | professional crimefighter |
| Introduction | The suave Haiku Master uses his mad skillz to spread haiku and fight crime all over the world. |
| Interests | haiku, crimefighting, adventure, bad craziness, delinquency, whiskey, pizza, snack cakes, hoagies, explosions, brass knuckles, switchblades, yachting, jai-alai, pro football, bubble wrap, yo-yos, smoking jackets, ascots, dogs |
| Favorite Movies | Flying Fists of Haiku, Haiku Noon, Haikuin', Haikuin' 2: Electric Haikugaloo, Smokey Limerickist and the Haiku Bandit, Star Wars |
| Favorite Music | Soviet Marching Tunes, Beer Hall Polka, NuJazz, Bolivian Snakecharmer Blues, Mariachi, Theme from "Super Mario Bros." |
| Favorite Books | Ridin' High Livin' Free, Garfield Vol. 3, Chick Tracts, Haiku for Dummies |