He Who Kicks Hindquarters
| Gender | Male |
|---|---|
| Industry | Education |
| Occupation | Student |
| Location | Eugene, Oregon, United States |
| Introduction | Well, the other categories pretty much sum me up. Nothing else of note to say. |
| Interests | Magic the Gathering, DND, video games, puns that could curdle milk they're so bad, history, geologocal science, playing the trumpet and drums. |
| Favorite Movies | Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Emperor's New Groove, Dodgeball, Spaceballs. |
| Favorite Music | Hi Fidelity, Duwende, Boston University's Dear Abbeys, Blood Sweat and Tears, Barenaked Ladies. |
| Favorite Books | The Spine of the World, House of the Scorpion, Looking for Alaska |
You can punch a hole in an apple using a straw. How do you think that makes your milkshake feel?
It doesn't matter. Who'd drink an apple over a milkshake?